Another New Quote I Know

OK, another quote. It's a random, there are a wise quote, also a stupid quote AKA joke quote.


Now these are quote from Albert Einstein:

• A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much on the future
• God never roll a dice (Cool quote)
• To punish me for my contempt of authority, Fate has made me an authority myself
• The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible
• Never memorize what you can look up in books

These are quote which I think it's funny.

• You know, for as long as I can remember, I've had memories. (Colin Mochrie)
• I will not have you besmirching it in one night by acting like a bumbling, babbling band of baboons (Professor McGonagall)
• Bart:I will kill your family. Lisa:Bart, you're part of my family (The Simpson)
• P as in Phoebe, H as in Hoebe, O as in Oebe, E as in Ebe, B as in Bebe, E for... Ello there mate (Phoebe-Friends)